Farting !!!!

OMG !!! today is farting day mann !!! I can't help but wait for the right time to fart sey !!! This stupid sensation to fart is coming right now when I'm trying to do some work!!! It just came coming especially during the quiet times. As if it noes dat it is freaking quiet and when farting would be the loudest thing, that would be the time when it wanna come gosh !!! So for those who r around me reading this, if you smell the most bountiful smell, just please dun eva say it out loud coz its gonna follow u home hahah !!!!